I just love Friday’s. It means the weekend is here and Funny Facebook Quotes is on my list of things to do. Aside from doing laundry, making dinner, and cleaning bathrooms, Funny Facebook Quotes is clearly on the top of my list. All of that other stuff can wait until I read about what my Facebook friends have been doing. And I can tell that they are feeling the same way about those chores. Well sit back, relax and enjoy a few funny lines before you get started on your long agenda of daily tasks.
- A tactical wife is one who makes sure she spends so much on herself that her husband can’t afford another woman.
- When your wife is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer her.
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We are all awaiting the prospect of spring but until all this snow melts spring is still a dream. Still snow can be fun. W
e love to snowmobile and over the weekend we received over two feet of powder. With that kind of depth you have to be prepared for anything. So we drove our snowmobiles up to the mountains and did a little avalanche trainging. There have been so many reports about people being caught in avalanches and I being a cautious adventurer wanted to make sure we were going to be safe on our snowmobile rides. We had Kreig Rasmussen give us a few tips. First of all he said the best avalanche beacon is this one right here, Backcountry Access Tracker DTS Avalanche Beacon at a cost of around $250.00.
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A great week behind me and another even greater weekend just around the corner. I did not forget about Friday’s Funny Facebook Quotes though. I just love the status updates about what my friend’s kids are doing. Your children can be your greatest joys and your worst nightmares. Oh, how I miss the nights when the kids would wake me up because they were sick or had a bad dream. Or the time when they made you a special dinner of instant mashed potatoes, canned peaches and hotdogs plated on your best china and crystal. All of you mothers out there enjoy these times even if you end up cleaning up the mess. Know that one day they WILL be more independent than they think they are now.
- Goals for the day: Do ALL of the laundry in the house AND put it away. Empty and load the dishwasher. Plan and cook dinner by the time my husband comes home. Don’t lose my temper with the whiney, fickle, completely irrational children. Shower.
Comment: Wake up, repeat, uh for the next decade
) yeah it’s on my calendar too!
- Sewed a skirt for myself last night (sans pattern) and couldn’t be happier about it. Also, Jack Bauer is back and he’s freaking ROCKING MY WORLD. Thank you 24. THANK YOU.
Comment: Did you just use the work “freaking” ??? You are now a Utahn.
Response: No. If I had said “flippin” or if I’d said “He’s rocking the HECK out of my world” that would have made me a Utahn.
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