Funny Facebook Quotes XIII

With all of the talk about healthcare reform and Obamacare we need a little humor to get us through the week. This Friday Funny Facebook Quotes can do just that. Everyone has an opinion about politics and how things are going in the country. Let’s all just spread a little hope out there and look forward to a bright future. Laugh a little, smile a lot, be happy and kind to everyone. And share these Funny Facebook Quotes with all of your friends.

  • Sitting by my sister in the computer lab at school. I asked her a question. She did not answer. So I logged into Facebook and asked her on Facebook chat. And guess what? She responded in 5 seconds. Now I get to eat! ♥
  • I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.

    • Comment: I thought the package provided stimulus?
  • Just keep driving and do not, I repeat do not stop and buy anymore #@!% Girl Scout cookies!

  • Googled himself recently and found out what the “_____  ____ Procedure(gynecological)” is. – SHOCKED and SADDENED from this news, I will now understand for the rest of my life if women run in fear at the slight muttering of my name :o/
    • CommentOh wow.. Haha XD
    • Response: I know, right?!?!! Who’d have thunk it?
    • CommentUhhhh……hmmmm….. There are no words.
  • Reason #3 why women are better than men, texting and peeing at the same time…try writing that in the freaking snow………:)
  • If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.
  • Okay my friends – I went and bought a Wii Fit Plus and all it tells me is that I am “unbalanced?” For this I pay money? I have known I was unbalanced for years! Mentally unbalanced – scary how physically unbalanced I am now as well! I’m going to have another brownie!
  • Was thinking that he really can’t be certain that all yellow snow is bad, it could be Mtn Dew flavored snow! It is best to let a friend test it!
  • If I heard correctly, my husband just called our boys “You little semens.” I don’t know what that means. I guess they were at one point.
  • Why did God create man before woman? …. Because you’re always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece


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