Midweek Top Ten Funny Facebook Quotes – Vote Now!

Time for more Midweek Funny Facebook Quotes – Top Ten Voting edition. Read through them all and then vote for your favorites. When I post Friday’s Funny Facebook Quotes, I will let you know who the winners are. Have fun, share with your friends. I love reading these funny status updates. I really want to thank my Facebook friends for writing such great stuff.

  • Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm.
  • Seriously, I think is cuz I’m bored, but there are so many words that contain the word “man”…wo”man”, hu”man”, boogy”man”, Cay”man, com”man”do, “man”icure…what is going on here?
  • Helping my son with his 6th grade math homework. I’m largely ineffective at it. Sheesh
    • Comment: Post the problem on Facebook … that’s what I do. Also, I e-mail every teacher I know. Good luck!!!
  • Me: “I need a bottle of root beer for my delivery order.”
    • Bartender: “You need me to open that for you?”
  • If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
    • Comment: We can only hope.
  • I have decided to sell this to lifetime. Really the drama is too much….. hahahaha
  • Spring must be finally coming! We had the front door open and a snake welcomed itself into our home. Unfortunately, I had to dispatch Mr. Snake back outside!
  • Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway. I just think they could save us all some time. Lately they have been checking the baby so it’s not like I have anything to hide…
    • Comment: Yep! They should just say drop your pants!
  • If you need to be humbled just get braces. Every time you eat or talk you’ll feel it. Some days I just want to rip them off. It’s been 3 weeks and I’m still aware of them almost all the time. I sound weird when I talk. But it also bonds me to other people who wear braces, like we’re in a club (all ages welcome). So in that way I love them.
  • Just downloaded the Big River Musical Soundtrack. Watch out people, you will be hearing songs like “She’s got one big breast in the middle of her chest” for a while. And yes, I am going to like my own status because I am thinking I am that cool.

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